by Jasper of Poole June 24, 2020
The most badass guy you’ll ever meet he’s a cowboy beer drinking S.O.B. He knows how to sweet talk the lady’s. Drinks coors light and Budweiser and kills big bucks. He hates faggots and will tell you what he thinks about you even if you go jump off a cliff after it. He’s an athlete and a half, the only thing he can’t do is dunk cuz he’s not a nigger. But he dose shit the right way and if he’s sorry about something he damn sure means it. I want to be a Luke Jenner. Luke Jenner pulls puss and take names and will spit them out whenever the fuck he wants.
by Luke Jenner February 22, 2019
Popular phrase used in Eastern European countries to describe a cold foggy morning, with an unexpected twist. As the sun rises over the luscious maples on the hillside, the suns reflection off the dew ridden leaves causes an illusory affect on the human optic nervous system. One spot in particular yields the strongest mirage. The Carpathian mountain range that travels through Romanian is the tourist capital of Romanian, as well as a mecca for Kris Jenner followers and fans alike. Natives claim the effects of the suns rays on a spring morning resembles the feeling of being starstruck when the brain perceives the mirage to be true. This effect causes one to believe they are seeing the face of Kris Jenner, just inches away from their own. Scientists were unable to provide any conclusion in their research as to why this effect occurs, other than the obvious: everyone loves the Kardashians!
Wendell "You look like you had a good night last night!"
Chaz "I woke up early to watch the sunrise."
Wendell "Dude, I think you're jennered. You better go home and sleep it off! You're in no condition to take an examination!"
Chaz "I know, but its finals week!"
Chaz "I woke up early to watch the sunrise."
Wendell "Dude, I think you're jennered. You better go home and sleep it off! You're in no condition to take an examination!"
Chaz "I know, but its finals week!"
by JackieRobert'sSon January 26, 2014
When the universe sends you a series of chaotic events that is very similar to getting fucked in the ass (dry) with an 80 grit sand paper dildo
by Jaycovolinski September 14, 2023
adjective, past-tense.
1. To run someone over or hit another car. Also used to describe the events of being T-boned in an intersection.
2. Earning an award you probably didn't deserve.
"Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that 1st place trophy."
1. To run someone over or hit another car. Also used to describe the events of being T-boned in an intersection.
2. Earning an award you probably didn't deserve.
"Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that 1st place trophy."
1. "I was crossing the street until I was jennered by that dick in the silver Prius."
2. "Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that gold medal."
2. "Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that gold medal."
by diabeticLife November 30, 2015
Verb describing what transgender girls do to themselves when their families refuse to allow them to express themselves authentically. To stamp out unwanted thoughts of gender dysphoria and body dysmorphia, they go hyper masculine, only to discover thirty or forty years later that they're really women deep inside themselves.
When my parents told me I couldn't be a girl because I had a penis, not wanting to get beaten, I played along as best I could and refusing to Jennerize myself, I would only do the man thing enough to get by.
by WhistleBlower0013 April 26, 2021
The richest girl in the world. She is very fashionable and owns the company 'Kylie Cosmetics'
You can visit her house anytime and she is very sweet and welcoming. She is the sweetest amongst her sisters and loves her girl Stormy
You can visit her house anytime and she is very sweet and welcoming. She is the sweetest amongst her sisters and loves her girl Stormy
by funnycolacacti February 23, 2022