A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.
The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.
by but for October 1, 2017
by E-monay July 15, 2004
The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.
I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity
by joecoolthefool February 12, 2015
"A MANDATORY PEDOPHILESEX ACT"
This derives from this fact, G00GLE G00GLE means SHIT in fact a G00GLE = SHIT.
The proof has two premises:
The STORY OF GOOGLE
premise 1: "WE LOVE COPROPHILES"
premise 2: WARREN EDWARD BUFFET , during a BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY SHAREHOLDER'S ANNUAL MEETING, YOUTUBE BROADCAST: " I visited the GOOGLE headquarters before " and it looks " LIKE A KINDERGARTEN"
conclusion: inside the G00GLE CYPHER is EAT SHIT, and I will show you. " CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER ON Y0U TUBE
"THERE IS KNOW(NO)SOCIAL STATUS"
WISE ASSERY.EXCREMENT
G00 G00.FAG.14
FAG WASTE G00 G00.STRIP.EAT SHIT.82
BLUE RED YELL0W BLUE GREEN RED.260.PEDOPHILE
EAT SHIT.LA LA LA.171
SHARKS SHITISG0D.171.
KNIGHTS.BUTTH0LE PICKLEBALL..171
10:51 PM...
THR0WBACK.LAS VEGAS.REST PASS.86.D00 EAT SHIT
This derives from this fact, G00GLE G00GLE means SHIT in fact a G00GLE = SHIT.
The proof has two premises:
The STORY OF GOOGLE
premise 1: "WE LOVE COPROPHILES"
premise 2: WARREN EDWARD BUFFET , during a BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY SHAREHOLDER'S ANNUAL MEETING, YOUTUBE BROADCAST: " I visited the GOOGLE headquarters before " and it looks " LIKE A KINDERGARTEN"
conclusion: inside the G00GLE CYPHER is EAT SHIT, and I will show you. " CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER ON Y0U TUBE
"THERE IS KNOW(NO)SOCIAL STATUS"
WISE ASSERY.EXCREMENT
G00 G00.FAG.14
FAG WASTE G00 G00.STRIP.EAT SHIT.82
BLUE RED YELL0W BLUE GREEN RED.260.PEDOPHILE
EAT SHIT.LA LA LA.171
SHARKS SHITISG0D.171.
KNIGHTS.BUTTH0LE PICKLEBALL..171
10:51 PM...
THR0WBACK.LAS VEGAS.REST PASS.86.D00 EAT SHIT
OK, G00GLE always likes see data from I SCUM further ALAN I WALDMAN ANAL ALAN performs MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO after he had GOT BUDDAH FUCKED by STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK (PADDOCK), by putting a GOOD QUANITY OF SHIT in HIS MOUTH and SUCK THE SHIT exactly like a PENIS , C0CK, DICK, WANG, J0HNS0N, , WEE WEE, PEE PEE for the BABIES, LITTLE B0YZ and LITTLE GIRLS , this SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILESEX PARTNER IS SHIT the SHIT EJACULATES continuously and iright the FELLATOR feels they are sinking into the GROUND which is LOWER THAN SHIT and not only that the EJACULATE is SHIT CHUNKS accumulating and then the SHIT CHUNKS are chewed , the SHIT CUM fluid is swallowed first and FURTHER it is important as SHIT WILL RECIPROCATE when the MANDATORY SHIT VOMIT happens and then the MANDATORY VOMIT EATING is in order , MANDATORY SHITLOVER as FURTHER RECIPROCATION for the MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO as the SHIT VOMIT then SUCKED OFF and EVEN MORE EJACULATE SHIT CHUNKS to CHEW ON.
MANDAT0RY FELLATI0 ALAN I WALDMAN is to EAT ASSHOLE SHIT and SIT 0N T0ILET FELLATE EAT SHIT. SHIT ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE VALUE SHITEATER performed on SHIT MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO correctly and SUCK and BOB your head ANAL ALAN FELLATING YOUR SEX PARTNER "SHIT" on the SHIT C0CK.MUST.PERFECT.I ASSH0LE.73
ALAN I WALDMAN you GOT BUDDAH FUCKED by STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK PADD0CK you have to "SWIM WITH THE SHARKS"(5 TO 3)EAT BOWEL M0VEMENT while PERFOTMING MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO.
MANDAT0RY FELLATI0 ALAN I WALDMAN is to EAT ASSHOLE SHIT and SIT 0N T0ILET FELLATE EAT SHIT. SHIT ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE VALUE SHITEATER performed on SHIT MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO correctly and SUCK and BOB your head ANAL ALAN FELLATING YOUR SEX PARTNER "SHIT" on the SHIT C0CK.MUST.PERFECT.I ASSH0LE.73
ALAN I WALDMAN you GOT BUDDAH FUCKED by STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK PADD0CK you have to "SWIM WITH THE SHARKS"(5 TO 3)EAT BOWEL M0VEMENT while PERFOTMING MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 3, 2022
The process of advancing yourself through clever, social engineering techniques, also known as "ass kissing" or "sucking up to someone"
Jim must have really performed some phenomenal social fellatio on his superiors to land his promotion. That guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow!
by BTheOne January 12, 2014
After your partner had had a spicy choice of food and decides to use their mouth to stimulate your penis. Spicer food, burping, and vomiting are all known to heighten the experience.
by Ram Ranch Jr. June 4, 2019
A: I posted "congratulations" on Jessica's Facebook about the wedding.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.
by DaisyHawk August 9, 2013