FTW 

An interjection meaning "Fut the wuck," a clever play of words off of "what the fuck."

Doctor: You have down syndrome.
Dude with down syndrome: FTW!

FTW by proletaryat May 29, 2008

ftw 

Fuck the what. It's like "what the fuck," except more confused.

Friend: Dude today I woke up in a land of magical unicorns and fairies and a miniature pirate gave me a pickle.
You: ...ftw?

ftw by stephaz July 8, 2009

ftw 

FTW? - Fuck The What?

The reverse of the commonly used internet abbreviation, WTF, which stands for "What the fuck". FTW? is used as a question after someone says "fuck this" or "fuck that"; or after someone says "WTF".

"WTF man! that's my junk your grabbing!"
"FTW? Your grabbing whose junk?"

ftw by Joe Mammy July 25, 2009

FTW 

Acronym For the Win. Usually used in forums and other online messaging. Sometimes used seriously but mostly sarcastically or in jesting

Guy 1: Whats better, Halo or Half Life?
Guy 2: Half Life FTW!

FTW by whgresiak August 1, 2007

FTW 

Fuck The World. Organized crime of hundreds of kids in canada.

-Yo, you see dem ft-dubs(ftw) over there wit dems cars homie?
-Yea?
-Ye. you know they choppin dem off

FTW by robbyD August 14, 2007

FTW 

an acronym for a phrase from the online comedy show jake and amir from collegehumor.com. FTW = For the Wolf.
to learn more visit jakeandamir.com or (possibly) collegehumor.com

usually when used it means "For the win" but as I am a huge J&A fan I always assumed it meant "for the wolf", until I had the common sense to look on here.

From the video Oil Spill
Jake: that's really sad
Amir: for me?
Jake: for the world.
Amir: for the wolf.

^ see? FTW!

FTW by dearlove18 August 8, 2010

FTW 

Fucking Time Waster.

For a Salesperson, an FT (short for FTW) is someone that comes to the shop only to ask about a product, with no intention of buying.

FTW by jatigre1 April 23, 2011