"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."
by GeneralChimp August 26, 2017
by that one bitch1234 October 12, 2023
axl rose is the singer of guns and roses and sounds like he is getting fucked by a cell-mate in prison he sucks at singing but the other musicians in guns and roses are ok but there songs are way too famous and overplayed so if you hear a guy screaming in a song there is a 50 percent its guns and roses and 50 percent its korn
by creammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm March 28, 2022
by t5fgrn6rb5nc dcxbd January 16, 2019
The most sexy, intelligent, good lookin person, as well as being cute, smart . Whom consists of a massive shlong and brain. He is other wise the goat. ALSO THE BEST SON
Axl
by axlisthebest May 31, 2021
A kind of person that goes to the gym more often then possible, if 2 times isn't enough make it 5...
He is friends with Crypto daddy and has he's own Crypto wife.
It's like a high school musical romantic comedy story that is true too life.
He is friends with a star Patrick star.
He does not need a personal coach he will spot himself even chokes.
In the club the champagne girl will run at him like he has some hoes.
All laughs and fun aside
He told to the mirror "mirror, mirror on the wall am I ugly no answer says it all".
The mirror didn't answer.
He cried on a bench all night no hope.
Every one laughing even the pope
the end
Shrek 69
He is friends with Crypto daddy and has he's own Crypto wife.
It's like a high school musical romantic comedy story that is true too life.
He is friends with a star Patrick star.
He does not need a personal coach he will spot himself even chokes.
In the club the champagne girl will run at him like he has some hoes.
All laughs and fun aside
He told to the mirror "mirror, mirror on the wall am I ugly no answer says it all".
The mirror didn't answer.
He cried on a bench all night no hope.
Every one laughing even the pope
the end
Shrek 69
I hate an Axl.
by cryptodaddynftlover March 30, 2022