the smallest town you will ever see. it is full of hippies, druggies, and little sluts. there is nothing to do. all the hot guys are total dicks, and all the hot girls are sluts. if you aren't either a hot guy, or a hot girl, you are a loser with no friends.
by i am not who you think i am December 28, 2011
When you are so incredibly high that the only thing you can mutter to your smoking buddy is "I'm baked Alaska". And instantly they know how dank your weed was.
by bell-UH-IZ March 14, 2017
To take a shit, freeze it and reinsert it
by Trent!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2008
Being from Florida, I am not used to 40 degree weather I need some Alaska Slippers for my frozen feet.
by Miss Uhlisuh December 8, 2011
A form of masturbation where one has two bowls of water, one hot and one ice cold. After having a hand in each for an appropriate amount of time before masturbating; the hand is changed after each stroke altering from hot to cold, thus a Baked Alaska.
by Proopraw March 13, 2014
by asukfhos October 18, 2010
The is a delicious treat given to ones loved one. It’s when you poop in a dixi cup, jerk off into that dixi cup and then freeze the treat for your significant other.
Last night I gave my girl “baked Alaska”, when I told her she cried and said “I love”! I think I’m gonna marry her!!
by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021