Detritus Dave

A man who’s liver is quickly decomposing due to a constant flow of IPA’s.

Detritus Dave just got off work and is heading to the bar to get his fix.

by 1000fun October 6, 2018

dave jr

A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair

Dave Jr has a small penis

by Connor o'neal February 29, 2016

Dave Mustaine

Amazing guy in a band called Megadeth, he makes awesome and complex riffs with his almighty V-guitar, so sit back, relax, and watch him become a GUADDDD!!

Yo, you know Dave Mustaine from Megadeth?
Nah i only listen to Slipknot bro.
Kill yourself! Now!
Okay! ;)

by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023

baby dave

An absolute ket machine

Wow With that’s like he must be a baby Dave

by Man wisdom November 21, 2020

Basic White Dave

Don't pretend you don't know what this means. You know EXACTLY who this is.

Dudes, can you BELIEVE how basic, and white, Dave is??? Always drinking his white claws. And always being so incredibly, OVERWHELMINGLY, white.

Basic White Dave

by Jbon520 February 20, 2021

Dave Senior Tyee

Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.

Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"

Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"

by HardyFisher December 5, 2017

on dave

u cant cap on dave

"thats on dave?"

by dxckheadedd September 6, 2021