Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

corn-loading

Eating large amounts of corn in order to smuggle it for distilling purposes.

I dont have room for burgers, I've got to save room for corn-loading.

by Kayem September 29, 2017

sh-load

When its bigger then your normal load and you been hodling it back for awhile.

The after party wasnt ready for when i dropped my sh-load.

by Y2ICON November 24, 2021

Blow your load and go

You cum and then run.

I blew my load on her head and ran. You mean you blow your load and go?

by Hshaushddb March 3, 2020

Load for the road

When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.

Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.

Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.

Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)

Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.

by Pika McJones March 9, 2019

narly load

when you have a huge spaz while offloading your semen onto a women's forehead.

I did a narly load on jessica last night, it went every where!

by billy the massive load April 11, 2018

Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.

Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads

by Debbish December 2, 2021