A brother that you make a shrine for in your room. Your choice between the bedroom or bathroom, whatever tickles your funny bone.
IMPORTANT: Always make sure Shrine God is above your eye level. You must always look UP to Shrine God.
IMPORTANT: Always make sure Shrine God is above your eye level. You must always look UP to Shrine God.
Me: *wakes up*
Shrine God: *stares*
Me: "..."
Shrine God: *continues to stare*
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!1!1!1!"
Shrine God: *widens eyes and stares harder*
Me: "......"
Me: *notices button on Shrine God*
Me: "I wonder what this does..." *pushes button*
Shrine God: "CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Shrine God: *stares*
Me: "..."
Shrine God: *continues to stare*
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!1!1!1!"
Shrine God: *widens eyes and stares harder*
Me: "......"
Me: *notices button on Shrine God*
Me: "I wonder what this does..." *pushes button*
Shrine God: "CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 1, 2021
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by Kylie Notjenner December 1, 2020
Something that has such superiority and intellectual power that it simply cannot be expressed any other way than "God tier."
Person #1-yo watch me do a triple back flip handspring without using my legs *does it*
Person #2-that was some god tier shit Yo do it again
Person #2-that was some god tier shit Yo do it again
by ʎǝlpɐɹq July 4, 2018
The act of receiving road head while cross faded. The most difficult act on the planet, named so because it is a fight not only against your own mind, but against God himself to make it out with your body, your partner, and your car all intact.
Last night, me and my gf decided to try having a Tango with God and it almost killed us both. Best. Date. Ever.
by KenTheWebM1776 February 6, 2019
Someone who has achieved peak physical attractiveness. (Franchisco Lacowski, Jordan Barrett, Sean O' Pry)
by nigletniglet June 14, 2021
The alias of the mythical Dennis Reynolds, a true 5 star man who spends his time cruising in his finisher car, attending wildly erotic Eyes Wide Shut style sex parties, and helping his companions get off. His erotic memoirs are the stuff of legends, and over the years he has perfected a system to win the devotion of any woman. He was the most popular guy in high school, and is a master of The Implication. When his rage is untethered it knows no bounds, and if you cross him he may chop you up into a tiny million little pieces and display you in a box. He has a predilection for skins of all kinds, and loves working with his tools. Also owns a bar in Philly.
The Golden God: "My rage is untethered and knows no bounds! Be gone from me, vile man! Be gone from me!"
by Pepè Silvia April 5, 2017