What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.
by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017
1. TV show featuring Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman traveling from Britain to New York by motorcycle
2. A sex position in which one man lays on his stomach while another lays on top of him 69 style, pulls his dick around backward and gives him a blow job.
2. A sex position in which one man lays on his stomach while another lays on top of him 69 style, pulls his dick around backward and gives him a blow job.
"Scored with a new guy last night!"
"Oh yeah, how was it?"
"Gayer than Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman as they performed the long way round on the Road of Bones."
"Oh yeah, how was it?"
"Gayer than Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman as they performed the long way round on the Road of Bones."
by Evening Council August 14, 2011
When your "index" toe is longer than your "big" toe. It's been said that people with "Long Life Toes" tend to live longer than the average person.
"Hey,
woah, your toe is so long!"
"Yeah bitch, I'll live longer than you MOFO and your tiny ass toe since I have a Long Life Toe!"
woah, your toe is so long!"
"Yeah bitch, I'll live longer than you MOFO and your tiny ass toe since I have a Long Life Toe!"
by MOFO98769 February 16, 2010
An aesthetic bicep where the muscle belly is yoked and plump all the way through the origin to the insertion point of the bicep. Average mortals only have short chain biceps where the muscle ends 2/3's of the way down at the arm. Gifted individuals blessed by the Gods of Olympus have the genetics to develop long chain biceps.
Guy with short chain biceps: Hey babe, wonna do 10 different bicep curl variations and get some protein shakes after?
Girl: Sorry not interested, I only like guys with long chain biceps.
Girl: Sorry not interested, I only like guys with long chain biceps.
by stankyleglocker August 28, 2019
The second album released by the LA rock group, Scarling. The album was released in late August of 2005, under the label "Sympathy for the Record Industry". The album is composed of insightful lyrics and hypnotizing instrumentals. It received a five star rating by "Alternative Press Magazine."
The CD contains tracks such as: City Noise, Broken Record, Bummer, Like A Killer, and We Are The Music Makers.
The CD contains tracks such as: City Noise, Broken Record, Bummer, Like A Killer, and We Are The Music Makers.
Downloading Music Junkie: I just downloaded Scarling's "So Long, Scarecrow off of Limewire
Goody Two-Shoes: Dude, that's totally illegal.
Goody Two-Shoes: Dude, that's totally illegal.
by FillerBunny March 7, 2009
The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...
Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.
by megunami July 1, 2009
by nanabaanan May 11, 2020