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The 49th state in the United States. A great place to live where the crime is low, and where igloos are void (not here). Not to be stereotyped by others, but to be appreciated. Truly a beautiful place.
--If it were the 47th state, we could call it AK-47, I mean c'mon! How cool is that!--
"Hello, friend! From what far off region do you hail?"

"lol alaska, asl?"
Alaska by Steve Gano October 13, 2004

alaskin pipeline 

The act of shitting into a condom and freezing it and later using it as a dildo.
I shoved my alaskin pipeline so far up sammy's ass
alaskin pipeline by Benito mac October 2, 2007

Juneau, Alaska 

A small tourist-filled city of about 30,000 people located in southeast Alaska, Juneau is the absolute place to be. During the short yet fun-filled springs and summers, both visitors and full Alaskans enjoy visiting the beautiful glaciers, trails, and lakes. Mountains are easily hiked, and the beautiful atmosphere is overwhelming. In Juneau, every breath is fresh and crisp, and would make the long trip worth it just by itself. Juneau is surrounded by trees and wildlife, for it is located within the widely-known Tongas Rainforest. The people of Juneau are always supporting of the local resturants and businesses. If your looking at traveling options, Juneau, AK, is definitely a destination to consider.
New Yorker: I want to go to Juneau, Alaska!
Juneauite: Come on over!
New Yorker: I want to see the polar bears, moose, and eskimos!
Juneauite: Their aren't any polar bears/moose/eskimos in Juneau... :/
Juneau, Alaska by maybei'mcooler? September 11, 2011

Alaska funk fork 

When one inserts a three pronged eating tool into one’s own rectum
Dude, I really need an Alaska funk fork

Looking for Alaska 

What John Green writes when The Fault in Our Stars isn't enough death for him.
friend: what are you reading?
you: Looking for Alaska.
friend: oh cool whats it about?
you: *gasps*
friend:what?
you: *cries*
friend: WHAT?
you: *SCREAMS MANIACLY*

alakananda 

WOW SHE IS ALAKANANDA
alakananda by Allicassia February 21, 2018