Rapture nap

When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )

I took a rapture nap, and everyone is now gone, and not answering their phones or text.

by Frank Gold February 2, 2023

raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.

I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.

by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017

Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.

"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"

by Jondus June 7, 2017

Haya nap

When you sleep or take a nap for exactly 26 minutes

I have a headache I'll go take a Haya nap

by SekeganO January 6, 2021

Kentucky fried dirt nap

When you sleep with you manager after breaking up with your boyfriend earlier that day.

I told @theconfessionposts on tik tok that I had a Kentucky fried dirt nap.

by Thepussyslayer420 June 10, 2022

Brat nap

the time for an brat to catch a beauty nap

bitch please...i gotta take a brat nap

by lido32 December 14, 2010

Fun nap

"Fun nap" is when you get so obliterated partying, or drinking you pass out right after.

"Chris got so drunk he's taking a Fun Nap."

"Steve was so messed up at the party he had to take a Fun Nap."

by JTM87 March 17, 2020