The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 9, 2020
When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )
by Frank Gold February 2, 2023
When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.
Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017
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