Goose

A legend of the art in throwing partys, boozing, smoking weed, growing weed, and a mastermind of being a G

Guy 1: “Who’s that?”

Guy 2: “That’s the fucking man bro! That guys so cool!”

Guy 3: “Ya they call him Goose”

All: “Steez”

To bonk on the head, and probably leave a concussion.

"Im gonna take this toy club and absolutely goose him with it"

by NeroWasHere July 6, 2021

GOOSE

An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.

A wingman with a wife and kids and always manages to die in the most absurd way. They also tend to be really bad at video games.

Dude, I’m maverick and you’re goose. It’s official now

by Puddlesmama November 15, 2019

a foolish person ; a clown. a person who does terrible, terrible things.

by wiggle December 15, 2017

by egg from 4082 March 29, 2021