indian substitute teacher 

mean to nice people

oh u have the Indian substitute teacher? that stinks man.

indian substitute teacher by numba1hata February 24, 2025

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

I reject your reality and substitute my own by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

subsistence nookie 

Obviously the term for sleeping with someone you don't want a long term relationship with, but find necessary to keep yourself in hormonal harmony

Howeigh found Davey's personality to be utterly reprehensible but continued to use him as a source of subsistence nookie.

subsistence nookie by Quinmill October 3, 2008

Sassitute

A sassy prostitute. (Please also see sass-off or hormonal deficiency)

The man paid for sex fair and square but she was a sassitute so he got more smartass responses from her than he was expecting.

Sassitute by whatyousdoin April 3, 2015

Submittenit 

A word that cherryker used because she didn't know how to spell Submitted

Cherryker:because your the only one that submittenit
Me:submittenit?
Cherryker:yes, i forgot how to spell that so i just spelt that
Me: I'm adding that
Cherryker:ok

Submittenit by SirTChamp November 19, 2020

Substitutional 

Like a teaching career but for subtitute teachers

Person 1: I have been with you throughout your entire substitutional career.
Person 2: Awww

Substitutional by Sexcmommy October 27, 2021

Susitude 

Your cosmic level of sus dependent on the amount or red one has on their body at the moment.

"Bro your Susitude is off the charts!"

Susitude by SususAmogus October 31, 2021