poser

a wanna-be showoff that gets no points in basketball, and cant dunk also is referred to as PAytoN.

a payton is a poser , a poser is a payton

by cottonpicken March 6, 2023

poser

Fake

-Someone who isn't who they say there are and is a complete waste of life

Diana is such a poser.

by WILTEOUT January 28, 2015

poser

1. persons that aren't confident in their own opinions so they copy other persons they idolize, therefore becoming a poser.

person 1: "I LOVE __________!"
person 2: "Oh my gosh! I love that band too! We should go to a concert together, Best Friend!"
person 1: *walks away and mumbles "Poser...you're not my best friend."*

by original [: December 9, 2008

poser

1. A term used, liberally, by people belonging to certain subcultures to assure themselves that they fit into their little group more than others. Generally because they are insecure about themselves.
2. A term used by pretentious sods.

1. I so belong here, I am not a poser.
2. That guy is such a poser.

by DeeDee13 July 21, 2008

poser

When you are not showing up 8 deep to use the holy maxout

Eman is such a "poser"

by Mr. Zach Tharp aka Dr. Tharpo July 17, 2017

poser

Pretending to like something you know nothing about , for the sake of fitting in or looking cool.

Did you see that kid wearing that nirvana shirt? He doesn't even know what nirvana is, he's such a poser.

by hoofney September 10, 2015

poser

Wearing shirts from Abercrombie, pants from Hot Topic,dying your hair black, having and obsession with vampires and lacking any natural ablities.

"My brother Richard"

by Pdot July 15, 2008