playground buff

a girl, who gives at least two back to back blow jobs in an outdoor setting; usually you don't want to be the second guy

That playground buff must have her own strand of genital worts

by bus 42 October 18, 2008

SSBU Playground

A mode in a battle arena in Online Smash where they treated like its a dating site from 12 years olds or 45 or whatever. Most arenas are just "grab=kiss" or can be hug, sex, or even rape. All these are trending because everyone are just thristy for Pyra & Mythra once they got released. They invented it.

Person 1: Uh my are most of the SSBU Playground arenas are just "grab=kiss"?

Person 2: Idk might as well have grab=blowjob

by NewMidnightExpress July 29, 2022

Playground Hustle

Playground Hustle is sex involving anymore than three people and up to 7 people total. It is most commonly used as code word when speaking around parents, teachers, or other adults.

Oh man i walked in on my roommate having sex, so we decided to make it into a playground hustle

by Captain Featherwick January 11, 2010

SEXUAL PLAYGROUND

A very legal place to have any consenting ADULT SEX ACT.

A very aggressive HAWKS bird of ASSERTION.

The CLEANING ROOMS shall now grow by leaps and bounds as they are the perfect SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The HAWKS bird will chase you into this SEXUAL PLAYGROUND to get the message.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021

Playground moisturizer

The worst insult to ever exist in the entire universe.

Omg it's that playground moisturizer person.

by mlemingshobe November 28, 2019

haunted playground

A haunted playground is a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion. It's a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.

"Man I'm not fucking with her. She's got a haunted playground. I don't want no ghost baby grabbing my dick."

by Compel January 4, 2018

people playground

it's a game. why did you look this up in the urban dictionary?

i play people playground

by why did you look up that?? September 17, 2023