Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.
by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010
A term used to describe a form of oral sex on an female where one her partner eats her out and switches between licking her butt crack and her vagina. It's a cross between "eating pussy" and "tossing salad" that only a very brave few try.
She totally freaked out on me when I tried to do a pu pu platter on her last night, she told me it was one or the other not both.
by The_KMZ May 4, 2009
by Sam Anderson June 8, 2006
by Christopher Sunset February 6, 2009
A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.
"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"
by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006
The Full Italian Platter is when a Lady Or Gentalman is able to accept not only The Sausage, (Penis) and the meatballs(Nutsack) At the same time while preforming fellatio.....
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."
by Bartleby191 October 22, 2015
The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.
Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
by awbatman500 May 8, 2014