ninja

take chuck norris joke and replace chuck norris with ninja

Chuck norris can divide by 0
=
Ninjas can divide by 0

by ninja dood January 7, 2009

ninja

Any badass lifeform that most often assassinates political figures, moguls, barons, lords, etc...

Damn did you see Turbine take down Steve Irwin...Sting rays my ass..it was all that ninja...spider.

by DJ Kag August 3, 2008

ninja

First name.
Based on the spanish / portugese "niña", meaning "girl", "maid" or "little one".
Rarely found all over Europe.

Me: My name is Ninja.
He Your´re kidding, don´t ya?

by NinjaA July 31, 2008

ninja

g-rated verion of "nigga"

what up my ninja!
whats good my ninja!

by Gregory cit May 13, 2005

ninja

Another word for 'nigger'. o:

AIDS: Lookamee~ Imma ninja! ^_^
Teaphan: No...you're not...freaking racist. D:

by Ribsss May 2, 2008

ninja

The rush of excitement a person feels before/during/after sexual pleasure or extreme physical activity. An intense state of being in the moment.

"I'm feeling ninja about climbing up this mountain today."

"Baby, the way you gave that blow job last night was fucking ninja."

by kmakatz December 31, 2008

ninja

A woman who is extremely politcally correct and probably a lesbian or a feminist (or both).

I was telling this awesome joke when the ninja gave me the dirty eye.

by The Angry Monk July 20, 2008