Starting the Lawnmower

When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.

Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."

by ThatOtherGuyWhoNobodyNotices December 3, 2009

Hollywood Lawnmower

when you are having sex with a girl and her bush is ginormous, so as she is about to climax (to keep her from stopping you), you grab a razor and shaving cream (or whipped cream if you're kinky)and shave her down!

Man, Stacy's muff was insane, so last night i gave her a hollywood lawnmower.

by kenvinw July 21, 2008

Staten Island Lawnmower

when a girl jerks you off and pulls so hard on your dick that it looks like she's trying to start a lawn mower

Suzie gave good head but when she went to jack me off, she gave me the ole Staten Island Lawnmower

by snoogans213 February 10, 2011

BULLHEAD CITY LAWNMOWER

An artistic expression of releaving flatulence. Named after the desert landscape of Bullhead City, AZ, the bullhead city lawnmower allows you to impress your friends and perfect strangers by getting into the 3 point stance and pretend to start up a lawnmower. Time it perfectly so you rip a fart while pulling the lawnmower cord. This position allows for optimal flatulence volume and is an instant crowd pleaser.

To liven up the lame party, Eric stood on the dining room table and ripped a Bullhead City Lawnmower.

by Eric Lind October 31, 2007

East Coast Lawnmowers

A spoof on the pop culture brand West Coast Choppers, making fun of guys who turn things into cool toys.

I saw a girl at the far with an East Coast Lawnmowers shirt on pushing her biker boyfriend around.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

Go Fuck A Lawnmower

When you're too pissed to just say "Fuck You".

Can also be said " go fuck your daddy's lawnmower".

"Hey, can I have back those CDs you borrowed from me? It's been three months"
"Actually, I don't have them anymore."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, I gave them to Tom who let Joe borrow it who wanted to show them to his girlfriend who's mother took them away from her and erased them so that she could send them to some kids in Africa so they could save their homework on them."
"Dude... Go fuck a lawnmower"

by NyaNya December 13, 2007

minnesota lawnmower

the use of one's big toes to remove foreign objects from one's ear.

sheila: "i think their is something in my ear."

jason: "have you heard of the minnesota lawnmower?"

by Minnesota kid August 17, 2008