Cats that you'd want to put a dart in.
Jurassic cats T shirt if there's not one already- Shoot her, before she gets to the kids!
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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When a woman is on her period, her partner takes her out to the woods. He then proceeds to put on an inflatable T-Rex costume and chase after her. Once he has caught her, he proceeds to fuck her roughly, causing her to bleed. Finally he smears the face of his t rex costume with the blood, and proceeds to roar in the air his success and dominion over his prey.
"Oh man, me and my wife went camping this weekend and did The Jurassic Park Challenge! I was worried we'd attract bears."
by Beardedpiper May 27, 2022
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Large as fuck, gigantic proportions.
My cousin called my car crash in Forza Motorsport, of jurassic proportion.
by Longlivenobody June 25, 2015
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A Jurassic Slayer are gamers who dress homeless and ride skate board around basketball parks. To identify one you will see them wearing leather boots and odd tops. There food diet is strawberry laces … and that's it. He is also part of the sus squad. They are normally considered TheCrafterKid since they are cunts trying to impress hella bitches. They will go on omegle and thinks its tinder but online. If they catch a glisp of a girl they will become Chris Evans but look homeless and smell like cheese puffs
boy: "ew Jurassic Slayer"
Jurassic Slayer: *starts stomping and breathing in boys face*
boy: "go away"
Jurassic Slayer: " puts leather boots on and throws skateboard*
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When a man is having inteexourse with a woman he pounds her so hard that she thinks Steven Speilbergs whole arm is pumping her stinkbox
Yo my nigga I Jurassic smashed dat hoe last night after the club
by HashSlanginSlasha June 16, 2015
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Jurassic Dab. /ʤʊˈræsɪk dæb/

1. Collocation. A particularly sizeable glob of hash oil or cannabis concentrate, reminiscent of the amber chunk atop the cane wielded by John Hammond (Richard Attenborough) in the 1993 film 'Jurassic Park'.
1. "Dude, I did a Jurassic Dab in my car, I'm as high as giraffe pussy."
by HyperionWasTaken November 26, 2021
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"Your girl bought herself a giant weave to cover that jurassic forhead!"
by BOONE24 June 18, 2015
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