the banana is the most delicious fucking fruit to ever live. seriously this fucker is longer than your penis. its better than the fucking apple and the fucking orange. you know why? because they fucked their mom and the banana didnt fuck his mom.
by @danner.1 April 15, 2019
Get the bananamug. Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most Bananas, aka Onision's subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Most Bananas, aka Onision's subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
by aestheticsunset February 13, 2017
Get the bananamug. A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most bananas aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the canceroud effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Most bananas aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the canceroud effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Onison?
Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*
typical banana
Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*
typical banana
by SwirlyLollipop332 February 15, 2017
Get the bananamug. Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos obsessively they begin to peel off their skin while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas aka Onision subscribers end up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of Onision?" Guy 2: "Oh, you mean the next Hilter?" Guy 1 "kills himself because he's a banana"
by I'm A Banana February 13, 2017
Get the Bananamug. Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself because he was a banana*
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself because he was a banana*
by IdrilSillara February 15, 2017
Get the Bananamug. A radioactive yellow thing often found in a kitchen it’s almost as radioactive as your iPhone x so if you want to be cheap you can use the banana instead of the iPhone X. Gorillas are super Smart because they found their delicious radioactive taste before humans .
Man that banana was tasty
That banana be Poppin
Are you trying to flex by holding that iPhone x up to your ear
That banana be Poppin
Are you trying to flex by holding that iPhone x up to your ear
by I am super cool March 21, 2019
Get the Bananamug. A type of telephone and weapon. This classic instrument of distruction is used in comedies as "jokes" but in all seriousness is unstopable force. As a telephone, a user usuallly says the classic line, "yellow?" In place of hello. Nothing can stop it. We are all doomed.
*user picks up banana
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?
by GhostToastBanana April 20, 2019
Get the Bananamug.