Ethical Gooner

A gooner who only goons to Rule 34 of a fictional character that they understand and that they know is over the age of 18.

Hey wanna goon to Jaiden Animations?
Nah, I'm an ethical gooner, I only goon to fictional characters. Can we goon to Fenneko instead?

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy February 12, 2025

Ethical Gooning

A moral debate or consideration to have when picking a topic, fictional character, or person to masturbate or 'goon' to, be it regarding mindset, physical appearance or conditions.

Guy 1: Dude, even if that anime girl is 8000 years old, she looks and acts like a little girl! I'm not gooning to children!

Guy 2: That's ethical gooning right there! You're so real, my man!

by uksho February 14, 2025

The most ethical and moral

If you qualify what you're doing with this statement... It makes it perfectly fine.

Child molester "I conduct child molestation in the most ethical and moral way possible! I do what I like to call a 'Knock' where I tap my weiner on their butthole BEFORE I molest them to let them know their about to be molested."

Serial Killer "You see, I murder women in the most ethical and moral way possible. More so than any other serial killer."

Slave owner "I'm the most ethical and moral slave owner this side of the Mississippi. Yeah I'm doing what I'm doing. But I'm doing it in the most ethical and moral way possible."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

Scalable ethics

Scalable Ethics is the concept that corporations have a threshold where the forces of maximising profit and growth come into conflict with their ethical or environmental practices, values, and aspirations. It's a term used to interrogate the authenticity of ‘corporate social responsibility’ practices and publicity.

Is this a case of scalable ethics, cutting sustainability initiatives to improve profits?

by beeveesqueegee June 28, 2023

ethical jerk

where you jerk off to your partner’s media content and not to media content of other people.

yea bro i just had an ethical jerk to my girl

by lukeceline June 28, 2024

ethical wasian

When a Wasian has a white mother and an asian father.

Bro: Damn did you hear Jessica is an ethical wasian?
Me: So her mom isn't a victim of the Oxford Study
Bro: Yeah, her dad's Filipino and her mom's Italian

by bobalover3 July 27, 2024

Ethics

something that makes no sense. it may seem simple but it's not if you do something good, see that fruit or vegetable in your house you bought to be healthy it may seem like a simple choice but it was farmed by children or underpaid members of communist countries or slaves.

A: Ethics suck
B: why?
A: ex: a priest gets told a horrible secret but can't tell the police because they made an oath, but it seems wrong not to tell

by sukmaidik March 06, 2023