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Bootleg Nerd

A person who is nerdy but still dumb as fuck. Knows bullshit facts but fails to remember the simplest of actual useful things.
“Wow Timmy is so smart!”

“Nah, he’s just a bootleg nerd.”
by The Wholesome Guru September 19, 2018
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Bootleg Scenario

The medical anomaly that occours when a male patient with a dislocated leg has his leg relocated, and one or more of the testicles becomes snagged in between the femur and the pelvis causing intense pain.
A man in the ER was screaming for several hours after being stuck in a bootleg scenario.
by VeniVidiVici75 January 2, 2011
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Bootleg Photographer

Someone who purchases a DSLR camera, uses it on automatic to take Instagram worthy images and calls themselves a photographer.
by AudacitybytheSea April 15, 2018
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bootleg projectionist

a bad gmod dupe made to look like the projectionist from the indie game bendy and the ink machine. he screams about how he hates stairs
stiffler 1: i hate stairs
stiffler 2: what are you the bootleg projectionist
by Vulpis July 14, 2018
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Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit

When some schmuck starts rambling about moral bullshit that they believe to be the objective truth. Usually happens when they themselves have no stakes in the matter and are just an onlooker. Not an actual Buddhist 9 out of 10 times,but you never know.
Example one:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."

Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."

Example three:

Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."
by Lazthedictionist October 2, 2024
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Bootleg Coke

A term used to describe a movie, music, game or media concept by how similar they are.
"People say that pop is bootleg coke....I might agree." -39 year old guy
by \\J3RB0WS1N// July 19, 2017
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Spongebob Bootleg Dumped

A famous lost spongebob episode from 2010 that is next to another lost episode called "Red Mist" or Squidward's Suicide. It begins where spongebob's face was sad, He asked Patrick holding Gary on his back if he wanted Fresh Scent or Heavy Duty, when he blinks again, he's still sad but his pupil got so small it was like he was staring at him, a few minutes later, his house becomes darker plus his eyes become red, like if he was having conjunctivitis, with his pupil still small, a few seconds later, he blinks but this time his pupils got enlarged and his mouth disappeared, it then shows spongebob being scrunched inwards before it became black, It appears to a scene where his nose disappeared, he has a crystal shaped black thing in his chest, with his eyes very bloodshotted, it also has a scene where the screen is glitched, plus spongebob looks like Duolingo, i haven't watched the full episode so after that it cuts to black and the episode ends,
Spongebob Bootleg dumped is a real lost episode next to Red Mist!
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 5, 2025
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