Blue Blazer

A sex thing.

“I hooked up with Franciliondo last night and she gave me the Blue Blazer.”

by Halfdollarballer October 9, 2020

Blazer

1. A terrible SUV made by general motors.
2. A shit that really hurts your ass afterwords.

1.Sorry Tom, I cant make it to work my blazer broke down.
2. Ted: Hey Jeremy, why you walking so funny?

Jeremy: Because I took a blazer a little while ago, my ass is killing me!!

by CarShitz August 4, 2012

Blazer

When you creampie a woman’s ass, pinch it off, cum in her mouth, then scoop the cum out of her ass and feed it to her.

“I gave that girl the hottest blazer last night!”

by BostonDripper January 26, 2022

straight jackson fire blazer

something rather stupendously amazing or 10/10

that food was straight jackson fire blazer

by mya the god February 20, 2021

Chronic blazer

Someone who smokes weed all the time

miss is a chronic blazer

I know, I've seen her smoke 4 zoots today. mad ting!

by yhyh December 21, 2013

Blazering

The act of rubbing someone's nose in a mistake that they stupidly made. Recipients of a Blazering become Blazer'd

Bro made a boo boo and got a wicked Blazering.

by Wicked Wisp Wizard April 13, 2023

Blazer Band

A musical group, usually from the early 2000’s, that begins to experience a degree of success in which they feel obligated to create a facade of professionalism by wearing blazers over semi casual attire in press photos and during performances.

Dude #1: Yo, I saw Spoon at the Windjammer last night.

Dude #2: Sick. How was it?
Dude #1: It was alright. But I feel like it’s been ten years and they’re still just blazer band, try hard status though.

Dude #2: Weak.

by Hipsterstew October 17, 2021