Blazer

1. A terrible SUV made by general motors.
2. A shit that really hurts your ass afterwords.

1.Sorry Tom, I cant make it to work my blazer broke down.
2. Ted: Hey Jeremy, why you walking so funny?

Jeremy: Because I took a blazer a little while ago, my ass is killing me!!

by CarShitz August 4, 2012

Chronic blazer

Someone who smokes weed all the time

miss is a chronic blazer

I know, I've seen her smoke 4 zoots today. mad ting!

by yhyh December 21, 2013

straight jackson fire blazer

something rather stupendously amazing or 10/10

that food was straight jackson fire blazer

by mya the god February 20, 2021

Blazer Band

A musical group, usually from the early 2000’s, that begins to experience a degree of success in which they feel obligated to create a facade of professionalism by wearing blazers over semi casual attire in press photos and during performances.

Dude #1: Yo, I saw Spoon at the Windjammer last night.

Dude #2: Sick. How was it?
Dude #1: It was alright. But I feel like it’s been ten years and they’re still just blazer band, try hard status though.

Dude #2: Weak.

by Hipsterstew October 17, 2021

Mike Blazer

the most badass gangster person in the room especially when daves around

go clean that up because im Mike Blazer

i will whoop that ass, because im Mike blazer

by oogabooga1232376mp March 25, 2023

Gold Trail Blazer

The mascot of Gold Trail School and a name for Wildfires. Ironically Gold trail has a lot of wildfires.

all hail the Gold Trail Blazer

by DillieDillie12 March 20, 2025

Blazering

The act of rubbing someone's nose in a mistake that they stupidly made. Recipients of a Blazering become Blazer'd

Bro made a boo boo and got a wicked Blazering.

by Wicked Wisp Wizard April 13, 2023