Bea is a beautiful girl, the name deriving from the spanish/italian word for a pretty female (bella) and she's the best, most amaz- who am I kidding, Bea is an unfunny and stupid girl who is slightly shorter than 5' (about 90cm for you non-americans) and has difficulties drowning the void in her heart, so she goes on online discord servers in an attempt to find someone to share the boringness of life with. She makes unfunny lesbian jokes but has surprisingly good music taste, maybe a result of the hours of her life spent doing nothing useful. Might one day reach 5 foot or the 10th grade, but has yet to.
Person 1. "Yea bro so I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
Person 2. "Dawg are you stupid or something? You talked to Bea the Dwarf?"
P1. "Yea man, what about it?"
P2. "She has the brains of a sheep in Animal Farm- not that you'd get the reference, but it's a boo-"
*P1 punches P2 in the face*
P1. "I can't stand when people talk badly about my favorite animal. She's not a sheep, she's a pig"
Person 2. "Dawg are you stupid or something? You talked to Bea the Dwarf?"
P1. "Yea man, what about it?"
P2. "She has the brains of a sheep in Animal Farm- not that you'd get the reference, but it's a boo-"
*P1 punches P2 in the face*
P1. "I can't stand when people talk badly about my favorite animal. She's not a sheep, she's a pig"
by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024
Get the Beamug. Bea is a talented, smart and pretty at the same time. Bea is something as precious as ruby and if you have Bea you should never let go of her. There are plenty of people who likes Bea, but only one will last. That man is loving her for a long time now. Bea is religious, faithful and extremely loves his family. Bea is also a kind person , a giver and a loving daughter.
by Robot Oppressed Electric Liar May 12, 2022
Get the Beamug. by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Eric Harry TImothy Mabius Ama/beA Jiraiya Sensei<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by leafeon.eevee July 19, 2021
Get the bea malvenmug. The bumpy hair pusher uper headband. They come in a variety of colors and patterns, and you can purchase them from various retailers (Temu, Amazon, etc.). The “Bea Band” rose to fame in the Arizona-Sonora Dorm, Sonora side, floor 8, room 819 by Bea.
by TemuLover January 26, 2024
Get the Bea Bandmug. The most beautiful girl in the ever-expanding universe. She's amazing in every way. She's intelligent, passionate, ambitious, and of course, very loving. Although, she does not love her boyfriend (Felix) more because he's the one writing this definition and so, therefore, it is absolute fact that he loves her more.
by thepongiestpong November 13, 2022
Get the Beamug. bea is so beautiful, she will always put others before herself, she really deserves more in life she's such a kind human being. honestly, her impressions are hilarious, you can't find anyone funnier she will make you cry with laughter.
by jami'e private school girl January 30, 2023
Get the beamug.