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scottish bea$t

a sexy beast that will take yo wife. nessy better step aside because the real beast has come to Scotland.
it takes the form of humans by the name of Floyd and fat bastard
That Scottish bea$t really knows how to play the pipebags
by lilpumpkinshrimp May 8, 2020
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Bea The Mini-Menace

The name of a character from the Beano comics in the UK, being the baby sister of Dennis the Menace (The British one). A kid known for many things, her Yellow and black onesie, her mass arson towards Softies (basically snooty assholes) , and also her rather infamous ability of being able to fart and/or shit herself on command to clear rooms and to fulfil the writer's severe fart fetish.

Like my guy, you ain't slick.

(I find her absolutely precious tho I cant lie I wanna plushie of her so bad lol x3)
"you remember Bea The Mini-Menace?"
"Yeah I can still smell her stinky ass from 'ere"
by GSJohn25 December 12, 2024
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Anal Bea

A person who exclusively eats beans and lives for hoots and toots
Hey anal Bea, where are you going?
Anal bea: hooots
by Mmnnnn13 October 10, 2020
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Bea

1: My cute and spoiled tuxedo cat.
2: Slightly misspelled bee.
Wow, your cat Bea is really cute!
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Bea

Bea is a beautiful girl, the name deriving from the spanish/italian word for a pretty female (bella) and she's the best, most amaz- who am I kidding, Bea is an unfunny and stupid girl who is slightly shorter than 5' (about 90cm for you non-americans) and has difficulties drowning the void in her heart, so she goes on online discord servers in an attempt to find someone to share the boringness of life with. She makes unfunny lesbian jokes but has surprisingly good music taste, maybe a result of the hours of her life spent doing nothing useful. Might one day reach 5 foot or the 10th grade, but has yet to.
Person 1. "Yea bro so I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
Person 2. "Dawg are you stupid or something? You talked to Bea the Dwarf?"
P1. "Yea man, what about it?"
P2. "She has the brains of a sheep in Animal Farm- not that you'd get the reference, but it's a boo-"
*P1 punches P2 in the face*
P1. "I can't stand when people talk badly about my favorite animal. She's not a sheep, she's a pig"
by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024
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Bea

The best girl youll ever come across, shes kind amazingly comprehensive and shell never let you be sad. Shes an amazing listener and has amazing taste in music. She is constantly brushed off by people and needs to start speaking her mind. Is sometimes clueless but really smart.
Bea is awesome!!

Im in love with bea.
by Tusabesquemé iloveyou November 22, 2021
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bea

a person's name

it comes from the french name beatrice
can also come from the word beautiful

the name itself means one who is femininly joyful.
Real quick, how do you say their name?
Oh bea, you say it like beans. :)
Oh. (^~^;)ゞ I thought it was bee-uh.(• -•;)

she's pretty ◕‿◕
yah
by BeaHab.-. December 6, 2020
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