vampire

In addition to the others listed,
1. Any government agency that "sucks the life" from the working class.

2. Any employer who expects your lifesblood for a miserly paycheck.

1. This April the vampires are going to take the little I had left from my pay!

2. That vampire expects me to put in another five hours this week without comp time!

by Kathleen Pfeiffer April 22, 2006

Vampireing

When a girl asks you to give her head while she's on her period.

Guy 1: So, my girlfriend asked me to eat her out last night.
Guy 2: So... you did?
Guy 1: Fuck no! She's on her period n shit. I ain't no fuckin Edward Cullen. I wasn't about go vampireing.
Guy 2: Good shit. Everyone knows periods = blow job city.
Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!

by Not a Vampire August 10, 2009

The Vampire

When you have sex with a woman while she is on her period, and she finishes you by sucking her blood and your semen down her throat.

Last night after my bitch and I did the Bob Sled last night she went ahead and gave me The Vampire.

by Kooleek1 June 02, 2018

Vampires

Anyone who cannot be brought into the light about Information, or else everything will crumble

We can’t tell them this, they’re like vampires

by QuimpGod69 July 16, 2020

vampire

In psychology, one who lacks interests, but rather lives vicariously through others' enjoyments. Often seen in those with narcissistic personality disorder and those suffering post-narcissistic stress disorder, using others' reactions to determine if one should be satisfied. Betrays a pathological self-denial and codependency, perhaps resulting from a demanding parent in childhood.

He was indifferent to his own orgasms. Being a vampire, he was never satisfied until she came several times.

Vampire boyfriend: I'm only happy when you're happy.

General Sternwood in "The Big Sleep," of having to enjoy drinking only by watching others do so: "A nice state of affairs when a man has to indulge his vices by proxy."

by Crassius September 14, 2019

vampires

immortals that seduce their prey, which are humans, and then suck their blood. vamp = one that inhibits a dead corpse; which is why vampires in general have pale skin. the teenage gothic/goth scene has taken vampirism to a humourous and real but trendy level, which is why vampirism isn't taken seriously. ie; vampires aren't real. purely fiction of a demented irishman, bram stoker. but there are and have been murderers that have sprouted tales like dracula and nosferatu and are infamous for biting and/or knifing their victims and draining the blood. i've never heard of an asian vampire.

Tom Cruise.

by andrea June 17, 2004

vampire

Anyone tall, with big lips who doesn't comb his hair. One who always has dark circles under his eyes.

"Joe is a vampire." Said Marlyse to Kaitlin.

by roflvampire December 28, 2006