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1 definition by
Sebastiandangerfield
Vampire Dick
The condition
whereby you
look in
the mirror
and you're so fat you can no longer see your cock.
After eating and drinking like a pig for the past year, I stepped out of the shower this
morn
and saw in
my reflection
that I now had
vampire dick
.
by
Sebastiandangerfield
July 19, 2018
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