by T-Billz January 24, 2010
by Trenton ray crouch February 19, 2016
The act of wrapping one’s penis in pork roll (not Taylor Ham) and a Delorenzo’s Tomato Pie, filling your partner’s vagina with a pint of Halo Farms ice cream, and fornicating, while lamenting all the PA drivers who clog the passing lanes.
by Dadocentury November 10, 2021
When a man wraps his Weiner in pork roll (not Taylor Ham), covers his partner’s vagina in sauce from a Delorenzo’s tomato pie and bangs her while eating a pint of Halo Farms ice cream
My wife thoroughly enjoyed her Trenton Hot Pocket. It’s the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it!
by Dadocentury November 7, 2021
This hillbilly redneck loves Nascar and Pokémon. Big Lucario fan. He loves Charizarding. He also loves cars. He might be carosexual. He is a bit of a ladies man but keeps his relationships non-physical. Has a haircut like Fred from Fred: The Movie.
"Oh, that's Trenton Ford. The Pokémon lovin', Charizardin', Nascar drivin', chuckle fuck."-Everyone that has every met him
by TheWarrior76 April 28, 2023
I wish we were like Trenton and Lindsey
by Babybooboobear8012022 April 7, 2023
Trenton has the biggest heart and is very loyal and loving to the person important to him. Mattie can be very secretive, but always honest to those they care about. When Matties are happy, everyone around them feels happier. Together Mattie and Trenton are the cutest couples in the galaxies, they shine brighter than the sun, their love makes others happy. AND THEY'RE BOTH HELLA CUTE.
by moomooooo23 April 18, 2021