The act of physically pleasuring 8 beings at once while on a boat. Two with your toes, two on each hand, one on your dick, and one on your face.
Instead of a gift for my 12th birthday, my family took me out on our boat in Newport and gave me a Rhode Island Octopus.
by DaddyOrange September 25, 2017
When a woman is sitting on the toilet taking a dump and the man is sitting on the floor licking her clit.
by jjfray July 2, 2009
A great place to grow up..but once you get into high school your bored as shit and u want to move. Its between Jamestown and Portsmouth hence the name Middletown. During the summer its full of tourists...which everyone there hates. Hot summers and freezing winters. Its probably the smallest town in the smallest state. Know ones heard of it unless they live or have lived there.
by my.ears.love.music December 11, 2010
The prefered mode of dress for native Rhode Island men to be worn in any occasion: job interviews, funerals, running errands, going to the gym, etc. It is comprised of a muscle shirt or wife-beater, athletic pants, white sneakers, and a gold chain. Optional accessories include hair gel.
by redguybluestate July 28, 2011
When a Rhode Island woman (or man) reaches over and grabs your crank through your pants. Although this is common at a strip club, it can also happen at dinner, at a sports game, or in a vehicle.
Woman - Hey big guy, care to have a good time while I grab your crotch?
Man - What is this? A Rhode Island handshake?
Man - What is this? A Rhode Island handshake?
by Not from around hea' April 27, 2012
When you get a plate and place it on your partners chest. Take a dump, urinate and bleed on it.
Mix it up, to make it look like a roast.
Then feed them.
Mix it up, to make it look like a roast.
Then feed them.
by captain testicular cancer August 17, 2009
When some asshole in his Maserati, Benz, Porsche, etc. from New York parks too close to your dirty pickup truck, so you bless his new Pirellis with about 14 ounces of used Miller light straight out of your wang.
Damn, Roger really blessed that asshole in the Maser with a fresh RHODE ISLAND TIRE SHINE!!
But Matty slayed that Benz at the country club the other day with a fresh RI tire shine…
Morgan really shined up that Maybach last night…homey got straight blessed with that tire shine!!
But Matty slayed that Benz at the country club the other day with a fresh RI tire shine…
Morgan really shined up that Maybach last night…homey got straight blessed with that tire shine!!
by MIZZLER May 5, 2022