Muff Cabbage

The muff is the vagina and the cabbage is the gunk that a nasty hoe gets rotting inside her vagina. Such as old semen, STI's, infections of sorts, inside the vagina.

Bitch, dont talk about my family!!! You got muff cabbage you nasty cracker, and your grandma is muff cabbage!!!

by CrackerHoe October 15, 2010

muff cabbage

It's a term that was thrown around on this week's South Park episode spoofing Jersey Shore - it means a woman's private parts, the vagina.

That guy in the store was such a pain to deal with, such a muff cabbage.

by whatever788 October 15, 2010

muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina

this woman vagina is a muff cabbage

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

muff cabbage

It's a jersey thing.

Snooki, you're garbage. You're muff cabbage!

by STePHaTRoN October 16, 2010

muff cabbage

A derogatory term for having a fat belly or a lot of fat on your stomach that goes overy you waist

Dam Jame's muff cabbage makes all the ladies go crazy.

by Rohelio May 24, 2017

muff cabbage

A Jersey Thing

Person 1: That Snooki, she sure is a muff cabbage.
Person 2: What do you mean, muff cabbage?
Person 1: Oh, its a Jersey thing

by Not_from_jersey October 14, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Cabbage in one's muff, or pussy. This word orginated from the best show ever, South Park

Steve: FUCk YOU TENISHA, your nothing but MUFF CABBAGE

by Scottie H October 16, 2010