Trying to meet the mayor twice

Someone is really pushing their luck, they already did something amazing and now they're trying to do something equally amazing.

"Gary just got a promotion and now he wants to take the day off?" " Damn gary's trying to meet the mayor twice."

by A.rush-jussila September 28, 2019

a mi me gustan mayores

Spanish for I like them (girls) older

a mi me gustan mayores

by MindsEyeTHPS May 26, 2018

Mayor Wrights Wet Bed

Where he keeps his prized window licker, matthew

Mayor Wrights wet bed is very bloody today

by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

by Mr Connor September 13, 2007

Mayoral Weigh-in

An official event held by the mayor's office of a city to measure the weight of the mayor in the presence of the press gallery while sometimes metaphorically 'weighing-in' on current city issues. The practice originated in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

"At this week's mayoral weigh-in, the mayor lost one pound, and answered questions about the budget."

by Tonian May 28, 2012

Mayor of titty city

Andy

Andy is definitely the mayor of titty city.

by AtfBA99 May 18, 2020

mayor trap

When a woman holds a man's penis inside of her vagina with force causing him to ejaculate inside of her.

Aw man! I just got mayor trapped by my ex girlfriend! Now I have to pay child support.

by The most amazing robotics team May 2, 2016