Cutest, most adorable, kind hearted, sweet boy you'll ever meet
Me: Reject me so I can get over you
Johan: no.
by Mommycoogie November 20, 2021
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That Johan is such n stupid cunt,And you would like to fuck his girl its usually n tall thin man who anybody can fuck up
Johan is such n stupid weak bitch
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A hipster who loves going down on teachers and drinking coffee
"Hey youre such a Johan""
"Yeah i know, im in love with meinsma's dick"
by DavaiBoi November 30, 2017
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a person that think they are a boy but in reality they actually is a girl that is very feminin. they often have long blond hair and have a pussy. they also often say that they are white but are always very black and live in the hood with their niggers. also love to mute people on dicord because they are toxic.
hey i am johan and is a white boy

no youre wrong dumb bitch, you are black and a girl
by jo-han 6969 November 2, 2019
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This name is associated with super awesome people. A Johan will usually enjoy past times like playing guitar and playing World of Warcraft. They are people that will make you feel so happy that you wake up every morning thinking that you are the luckiest person alive to have them in your life. A Johan is not only tall, dark and handsome, but they also have stunning eyes. They also pronounce words such as "fluffy" and "bunny" very cutely. People love a Johan very very much.
He also belong to a Queen called Angeline
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Angeline: "Wow, that Johan makes me so happy. I love him.He is my boyfriend "
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Johan is a male name which is more popular Norway and Sweden. Johan has no sense of economic taste and do not follow what the leader says. He ignores his orders to keep his savings straight. A male with the name Johan usually scream. " DEN BETALER FOR SEG SJØØØØØL" if he is trying to prove others wrong. Despite his anger and his slogan Johan is a very lovely male and caring person.

You’re such a lucky person if u have a connection with a Johan
This round we will have an eco-round. "Johans buys a heavy gun"
-"DEN BETALER FOR SEG SJØØØØØL"
by pepegris November 7, 2020
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