put humpty dumpty back toghther

Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.

Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"

put humpty dumpty back toghther by Modak May 13, 2014

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

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DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

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DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

sinor humpty hump 

The majestic Mexican midget that picks a special person every weekend to hump the ever loving fuck out of them

I just got a visit from sinor humpty hump

sinor humpty hump by Sinor humpty hump November 27, 2019

Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter 

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.

Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!

Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012

National Humpty Dumpty Day 

December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty day because Tnaiai and Esther left on December 3rd and Tnaiai's favourite game was Humpty Dumpty

December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty Day

National Humpty Dumpty Day by KF842 December 4, 2021

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

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DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019