by Philosophical Panda October 13, 2021
Get the Humpty-Dumptymug. by Crt November 26, 2022
Get the Humpty dumptymug. 
The act of having a poo (Humpty) while also having a sexual intercourse (Fuckty).
Usually done in airport loos (notably Luton) where time is critical.
Usually done in airport loos (notably Luton) where time is critical.
Have we got time for a quick humpty fuckty. before boarding? Really don't want to be late for Portugal but can kill 2 birds with 1 stone…
by SaintBlue October 02, 2024
Get the Humpty Fucktymug. Noun. Refers to an amputee with serious anger problems, to the point where their presence causes everybody around them to not have a good time and lose their buzz.
Man with no legs sits in wheelchair, angry: I fucking hate this place. Fuck all of you motherfuckers.
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
Get the Humpty Stumptymug. A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.
by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022
Get the Reverse Humpty Dumptymug. by TW1ST3R November 28, 2012
Get the Humpty Dumptusmug.