elk county

Trash
Where one wastes their life.

Sooooo muuuuuccchhhh drugs 😞

Let's waste ou lives in elk county and ho no where with our futures

by Theknowitalls July 9, 2017

Elke

Dog with one eye possibly alien

Have you seen that one eye dog? I think it’s name is elke

by Nugget master4000 March 7, 2023

Elk River Idaho

A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement

This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho

by Theidahokid October 23, 2019

Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.

1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.

by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010

horny elk

The process of being penetrated by two well endowed gentlemen while simultaneously using your hand to pleasure the anus of another man.

Brent had his first time getting horny elk’d this weekend by the hot throuple down the block.

by RyC2002 June 24, 2023

aaron elks

pretty much hitler

aaron elks you fucking jew hater gas em all

by spankey legs December 10, 2017

Elke

She is probably the most loving person you’ll ever know. She will do anything for her loved ones. She loves to cuddle and laugh, she’s honest, sweet & caring, but also stylish, fashionable and classy. If you have an Elke in your life, don’t ever let her go!!

Oh wow, look, that’s a real Elke!
I wish I had an Elke in my life!

by Molje November 24, 2021