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Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.
Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"
by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024
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Henry elkes

a gay stripper who goes at night and fucks migets. he lives next to a house full of weed
by Fortnitefucker69 December 14, 2023
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Elk Nipple Pie

A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.
"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"

"No, I don't like elk nipples."

"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."

"Wow. That must be some pie."
by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025
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Elke

She is probably the most loving person you’ll ever know. She will do anything for her loved ones. She loves to cuddle and laugh, she’s honest, sweet & caring, but also stylish, fashionable and classy. If you have an Elke in your life, don’t ever let her go!!
Oh wow, look, that’s a real Elke!
I wish I had an Elke in my life!
by Molje November 24, 2021
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Silky Elk

A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.
"His spirit animal is a silky elk" What does that even mean?
by Bgats9 September 10, 2020
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Look, an elk!

Something you say to distract people from the fact you just let one rip.
Look, an elk! *Releases bowel gases*
by Jarambe le gortilla July 15, 2022
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