Elk Creek

Same as Stonyford minus the rodeo Plus a Great Cafe!!!!

(Elk Creek) is a country town.

by oneofthehicks July 22, 2009

Elke

Elke is the most special girl you will ever meet. She’s humble, kind, forgiving and the best therapist in town. She brings people together and will never fail to put a smile on their face, her smile can light up an entire city after dark. Her energy is golden and her gut feeling is always right, if you ever find Elke, keep her close and never let her go.

“I’m feeling down”
“Go see Elke”

by Flowellis59 November 21, 2021

elk county

Trash
Where one wastes their life.

Sooooo muuuuuccchhhh drugs 😞

Let's waste ou lives in elk county and ho no where with our futures

by Theknowitalls July 9, 2017

Elke

She is probably the most loving person you’ll ever know. She will do anything for her loved ones. She loves to cuddle and laugh, she’s honest, sweet & caring, but also stylish, fashionable and classy. If you have an Elke in your life, don’t ever let her go!!

Oh wow, look, that’s a real Elke!
I wish I had an Elke in my life!

by Molje November 24, 2021

Henry elkes

a gay stripper who goes at night and fucks migets. he lives next to a house full of weed

oh henry elkes bummed you last night

by Fortnitefucker69 December 14, 2023

elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.

Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"

by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024

Ed Elk

An elk that looks very much like Ed Crankshaft. It often has his head and sports the colors of Centerville High School, black and gold. Its fur is very wooly and yellow toward the back and black on the front. Ed Elks do not have antlers except in the does. They often can be seen skipping around the football field bleating happily.

Ed Elk: Centerville High School won the football game! Rock on, Elks!!

Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!

Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?

Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.

Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.

Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.

Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011