Elk Pro

Elk Pro also known as Elk professional. One who’s profession is manually extracting seamen from a bull elk and artificially inseminating a cow elk.

Does anybody know where I can find an elk pro? Asking for a friend.

by Dr. Ranger December 1, 2021

Silky Elk

A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.

"His spirit animal is a silky elk" What does that even mean?

by Bgats9 September 10, 2020

elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.

Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"

by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024

Elk-Bugle

A form of bestiality where one person will get bored of riding their mount and will instead strap themselves under their mount and fellate the animal while encouraging the mount to continue running.

"Gee I guess Ani must be tired of riding, shes blowing the ol elk-bugle."

by drgoofy February 8, 2019

elke

elke is one of the sweetest and kindest persons ever. he tends to be a twink and enjoys being a gangle. he likes tea too much and cried at the boston tea party. elke is the kind of person to pee his pants when something bad happens or when a person doesn’t like him. he also loves conan gray so much it’s his whole personality. he’s also very jumpy and can get scared easily

person 1: “look it’s elke!”
person 2: “i love elke.”
person 1: “he’s such a twink”

by theganglyone June 27, 2023

Elke

She is probably the most loving person you’ll ever know. She will do anything for her loved ones. She loves to cuddle and laugh, she’s honest, sweet & caring, but also stylish, fashionable and classy. If you have an Elke in your life, don’t ever let her go!!

Oh wow, look, that’s a real Elke!
I wish I had an Elke in my life!

by Molje November 24, 2021

Ed Elk

An elk that looks very much like Ed Crankshaft. It often has his head and sports the colors of Centerville High School, black and gold. Its fur is very wooly and yellow toward the back and black on the front. Ed Elks do not have antlers except in the does. They often can be seen skipping around the football field bleating happily.

Ed Elk: Centerville High School won the football game! Rock on, Elks!!

Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!

Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?

Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.

Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.

Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.

Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011