1) Name of male boy. Not a girls name.. Often a person who is artisticly creative and loves music. Is considered to be rather funny. Is not considered to be attractive persay and has low self-esteem. Ironically not usually religious in nature. Often crushes on random girls and can't get over past relationships. Tends to be socially awkward at times. "Christians" also do not affiliate with past girlfriends and tend to think of them as being dead. Can easily be described as overly emotional. Is absolutely terrible at all sports, except random ones. ie. wakeboarding, bowling, skiing, cricket. Loves music and comedy above all else.
2) Can be used to describe someone with the above traits. Usually meaning in the socially awkward way.
2) Can be used to describe someone with the above traits. Usually meaning in the socially awkward way.
1) Christian is a really nice guy, just not my type.
2) Wow, that girl probably thinks I never have anything to talk about. I can't believe I just pulled a Christian.
3) Dude, you suck at soccer, quit being Christian we need to win.
2) Wow, that girl probably thinks I never have anything to talk about. I can't believe I just pulled a Christian.
3) Dude, you suck at soccer, quit being Christian we need to win.
by thisishowwedoit69 December 9, 2010
Christian, someone who is a great trumpet player is excellent at math and is very funny. Christian's know how to help you with whatever you may need at the moment. Christian's are also good at helping people with math and the studies they may struggle in. Christian is very kind and caring. He is very good at telling jokes. He is overall a great guy.
Christian is an awesome guy.
by cotts24 December 19, 2012
A person who believes at least the following:
There is one God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth and of all things visible and invisible, and one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, who for men and their salvation came down and was made man, was crucified under Pontius Pilate, and suffered, and was buried, and the third day rose again, according to the Scriptures, and ascended into heaven, and sits on the right hand of the Father where he shall judge the quick and the dead.
In addition to these universal beliefs held by all Christians, they may also hold various, sometimes hotly contested, beliefs regarding literal interpretation of the scripture; the meaning and timing of baptism; the value and scriptural authority of confession, Eucharist, priests, bishops, or the church itself; and the necessity to proselytize one's faith. Many who hold one opinion on these matters deny that anyone who holds a different opinion are "real Christians".
There is one God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth and of all things visible and invisible, and one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, who for men and their salvation came down and was made man, was crucified under Pontius Pilate, and suffered, and was buried, and the third day rose again, according to the Scriptures, and ascended into heaven, and sits on the right hand of the Father where he shall judge the quick and the dead.
In addition to these universal beliefs held by all Christians, they may also hold various, sometimes hotly contested, beliefs regarding literal interpretation of the scripture; the meaning and timing of baptism; the value and scriptural authority of confession, Eucharist, priests, bishops, or the church itself; and the necessity to proselytize one's faith. Many who hold one opinion on these matters deny that anyone who holds a different opinion are "real Christians".
by JerseyJohn December 12, 2007
Don’t be a Christian
by Aqc5529 March 17, 2018
Christian is a bad a**. She doesn't take crap from anyone, she's the type of person that people strive to be. Just one look at her and people would fall to their knees. She looks like a goddess, can control people around her with just one look. Her body is like a palace, she all around deserves to be worshipped. One look at her and she wrecks your self-esteem, beware of this girl, she's a heart breaker. She'll steal your heart with one word & never again will you be able to love another like you love her.
by Golden_queen December 20, 2016
Christians are fucking jackasses for believing that they can dictate how minority groups in the USA should live their lives.
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by Colaws February 27, 2015