The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)
Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.
by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 11, 2013
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A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey S*** Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.

I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the f*** along!
by JSP123 October 12, 2008
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That means the stop might be 2000 KM from your address and Uber does not give you the location.
Your order is on the move! Uber Driver has one stop along the way. is going to take forever.
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A dumbass internet meme that revolves around a clip from Disney’s Hercules where those weird ladies on the pottery say “AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES” right before showing a clip of lightning fucking evaporating something random. Usually loud a hell.
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES, HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLT-
*gas tank explodes after being struck by lightning*
by SansAUNerd May 6, 2023
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