A guy named Ed-Yanni is basically a god . Ed-Yanni's we're anciently craft by the greek gods themselves .Ed-Yanni's are known to have the smallest cock in the universe ,but to complete what they lacking they got an amazing personality.Also Ed-Yanni are at the very base of the human creation.They put a smile on everybodie's face when they are near them.To finish Ed-Yanni's got the best head game in history , wait I also forgot to mention that they are nearly perfect and handsome .
"Who was that handsome guy walking ? "
"Oh , him , he's the coolest guy in the school , Ed-Yanni"
by SosaFaygo March 11, 2022
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The act of believing someone is inauthentic, without any reason, cause or proof of their inauthenticity.
"I love kristen stewart. did you see her in that new rolling stones video?"

"Ugh i think she's so annoying. I just don't believe her."

"omg, hillary-ed."
by kablam2789 January 12, 2017
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A "Chung ed" is a joint with a big head probably rolled with a l plate
"Yo do u wanna go bun a Chung ed?"
"Yea calm"
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cock fucked; fucked over; treated in a bad or unfair way, may be used while playing video games or irl
(whilst playing game) dammit you just cuck(ed) me!
by Mikayla’s trash March 23, 2019
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see that bloke there? yeah the 8 pinter across the pub. he's a real ed laskey for true
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When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.
Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"
by RayneBeau May 25, 2012
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When a male who has a semi erect penis brings the tip to his sexual partners index finger, said partners index finger then touches the tip. After this the male roles his foreskin over the sexual partners index finger, creating a foreskin engulfed finger. This creates a holy like moment between both parties that resembles the michelangelo painting.
last night Hannah and I michelangelo-ed for the first time, it was truly a bonding moment
by inDev_ April 4, 2021
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