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Bed Burn 

1) when in bed and you get rug burn usually during crazy sex

2)whn lainy in bed on your belly and you move too fast usually arma on the elbow and you hurt yourself
dude check it out!

is that what i think it is

hell yeah i was with this chick last night and she totally gave me bed burn

awesome

Holy crap that hurt

what i just gave myself bed burn

haha that sucks
Bed Burn by livelifeloud742 October 6, 2009
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Crash 'n' Burn game 

A game that originated at a Bloc Party concert when a female was grinding up against a 15 year old causing him to "get off"
The game is mostly played at parties and clubs in the UK but has been seen a few times stateside.
Dude that chick is amazing at Crash 'n' Burn Game. Theres no way you could ever win against her.
Crash 'n' Burn game by wilshire461 November 14, 2006

Epic burn 

Epic burn, so hot that it hurts.
Doctor: "You have herpes."
Patient: "What? How?"
D: "I'm no doctor but you probably had sex with someone."
P: "No this cant be true."
D: "You with a girl? Yeah i was surprised too."
D: You also suffer from a Epic burn."


http://www.explosm.net/comics/1367/

jack burn 

When you jack off so much you start to burn your penis from the friction.
My penis hurts from these jack burns'
jack burn by Gielskio June 4, 2003

turn and burn 

To start working and work hard. a U.S. Navy expression.

See turn to
Let's turn and burn!
turn and burn by acemery February 6, 2005

yearn churn burn 

the three phases of sex!

(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.

(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!

(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
yearn churn burn had me held hostage at an early age

DNA commands one to yearn churn burn

yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!

the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell

Epic Burn 

When to much anal sex has taken place
"i got crazy epic burn from jamie last night"
Epic Burn by Local Kid November 1, 2008