by Rev Dan April 8, 2018
Happy birthday grimace, your shake is so delicious, please i wanna try it or i just dont wanna live-mace HELP
by mtyuaduauduve3845 July 22, 2023
by fatburner5 October 18, 2011
by 🙏🙏🙏 February 8, 2021
Instead of celebrating a birthday for one day, it grows to a several days or a week due to the following: family celebration, party with friends, romantic dinner, cupcakes at school. This expansion of time to celebrate is birthday inflation
I thought we could do something this weekend, but due to the wife's birthday inflation I'm busy until next Thursday.
by PDXef May 11, 2012
When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.
Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.
by R-Dizawg July 1, 2013
A more polite or subtle version of the phrase ‘birthday sex’, suggesting sexual favours or attention from one’s partner.
“We’ve both been working a lot lately but I’m hoping Sharon will give me birthday privileges tonight”
by Tim Peters November 9, 2023