Only, the best of males. They're big and chunky, and will do everything! To become one, watch all the seasons of Johnny Test.
by YingyYango May 12, 2019
Get the Alpha Malemug. by Jamooi April 9, 2019
Get the Ultimate Alphamug. by Kinoham January 3, 2020
Get the menses alphamug. In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.
American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.
by He who knows11 December 22, 2020
Get the Alpha malemug. a clothing brand that's popular in Cyprus and all the popular kids wear it because they think it's cool
by halloumaki February 16, 2022
Get the alpha industriesmug. It's a fucking Greek letter
by Ilostfaithinhumanity January 18, 2023
Get the Alphamug. An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.
Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!
by Zms5063 July 10, 2024
Get the Alpha pairmug.