n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.
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noun (plural = alphas)
1. the beginning
2. the first letter of the Greek alphabet (A/α)
3. (chemistry) referring to an alpha particle, a neutral Helium-4 particle that results from nuclear decay
4. (astronomy) the brightest star in a constellation
adjective
1. dominant
2. (abbr.) alphabetical, e.g. "alpha order" for "alphabetical order"
noun (plural = alphas)
1. the beginning
2. the first letter of the Greek alphabet (A/α)
3. (chemistry) referring to an alpha particle, a neutral Helium-4 particle that results from nuclear decay
4. (astronomy) the brightest star in a constellation
adjective
1. dominant
2. (abbr.) alphabetical, e.g. "alpha order" for "alphabetical order"
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