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Get the alpha mug.In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.
American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.
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Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!
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Get the Alpha mug.Dumbass bitches that are so fucking annoying and are a fury barking and meowing their way to heaven or hell. Their dumbass are so bad at their subjects that they fail every subject and suck dick and they are so bad at sex that i feel bad for the person who they our having sex with because i promise they bark while they are having a “fun” time.
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Person 2 : I think he belongs in gen alpha look how he is fucking barking to his class
Person 1 : The fuck ur right
Person 2 : I think he belongs in gen alpha look how he is fucking barking to his class
Person 1 : The fuck ur right
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