Condimented relationship

Relationship status that usually occurs prior to cohabitation in which your partners favorite condiments mysteriously begin to appear in your kitchen.

What's Corie's relationship status? I saw a bunch of her Arabic dips and sauces in his fridge. I think he's in a condimented relationship with that Jordanian girl?

by forever creepin' December 29, 2022

Fallacy Relationship

When two people are dating only because -
- Their friends hooked them up
- One, or both, owes it to the other
- Are fuck buddies that don't want to be labeled such
- One, or both, is using it as an excuse to not be single
- The two actually deserves one another

Even though the causes for a Fallacy Relationship vary, it can always be characterized by one, or both, of its members heavily neglecting the relationship till need arises.

-"Why didn't your girlfriend to come?"
+"Sorry, I forgot to invite her."
-"I thought you two were attached at the hip?"
+"Oh no, we're just a fallacy relationship."

by Mrjohndoe October 26, 2014

relationship theft

Someone who steals another person’s girlfriend or boyfriend because they could find one themselves.

Dude, I wouldn’t go to this school with your girlfriend.

Why? People will make you a victim of relationship theft because they have been single for a long time

by Brokecollegestudebt November 11, 2019

School relationship

When a couple only goes to each other house and attends the same school

Oh look at that school relationship you never see them out in public

by Cashier23 February 22, 2020

Relationship Edging

Being on the verge of dating someone but not officially dating them

“Yo, you dating ____?”

“Nah.”

“But you text them, FaceTime, and other shit everyday.”

“I don’t know man I’m just not.”

“Quit relationship edging.”

by AMT_Beats November 9, 2023

Relationship Edging

Defined as postponing a break up due to an upcoming event, trip or holidays.

You are just relationship edging him because of your trip to PV, and that wedding next month.

by gayphiladelphia October 7, 2020

paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with them. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.

“Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.”

by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021