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Tectonic Relationship

A relationship that's more than platonic but less than romantic. Weird limbo or middleground between friendship and love.
-Are Ana and Xavier in a situationship?
-No, it's more of a tectonic relationship...
by zdam7734 May 26, 2025
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Relationship

I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!
Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*

Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
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Pedogaycycle relationship

A relationship between a little gay boy and a gay old man who bonds through cycling
Also called Ravnhøylpuling
Call the police! My son has a pedogaycycle relationship with Jan Inge!
by GOODGUY SMOOTH November 14, 2018
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Relationship -

A Relationship - is a relationship with all it's up and downs, emotionality and fights and presents to excuse for bad habits, just without the sex.

A relationship - is the opposite of a friendship +.
A:" Do you know Steph and Chris? They have been friends for so long, they are basically living in a relationship -."

B:"Yes, they fight and they make up and they give gifts to each other but they just aren't interested in a relationship with the other , this is totally a ln example of a relationship -!"
by Patpatcat :3 August 16, 2017
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Relationship

Two ppl who are unsure of wat they want,

trying to pretend they're in love
Anne: "Why are they still together if they're always fighting"

James: because they're in a *relationship*
by 268Carrot June 19, 2021
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relationship Kyle

A man named Kyle who claims he doesn’t do relationships but in reality he does. Side note usually chews with his mouth open and blames it on his jaw. Also probably one of the most ignorant people you can encounter.
by Slime’n nigga November 10, 2019
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