Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

cooking on the dole

A cooking show presented by Daniel Houston on YouTube.

"It's cooking on the dole, with me!" - Daniel Houston

by DankDexter421 March 30, 2019

Glock cooked chicken

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.

I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?

by Cody5050 June 8, 2022

joseph cook

thicc nigga il like is sweet tasty lucias cake

i like cock and joseph cook

by neckbeard_16266161 December 6, 2017

Nick Cook

Someone who is rude to women, he decides it is best to date someone for a short amount of time and then get bored and date someone else, he enjoys flirting with girls to make them like him so that he can have his backups when he is ready for a new girlfriend.

Girl: "I think I like Nick Cook"
Other girl: "dont fall for him he'll break you"
Girl: "what do you mean?"
Other girl: " *explains what happened to her*

by DogsRule27 August 28, 2020

Cooking

Derived from the phrase "Get cooking", it means to drive fast

Synonymous with phrases like "hammer down", "pedal to the metal", etc.

You're running late, you better get cooking.

by Russellsroughneck July 31, 2023

Cooking

When one is making progress or doing something right.

Hold on, he's cooking.

Someone cooked here.

by shit_on_your_forehead December 19, 2022