whilst someone is taking a hot shower, another individual uses the toilet in the same bathroom and drops a deuce. The shower's steam makes the stink all encompassing, usually trapping the showering individual as they don't wish to expose themselves to the person on the toilet.
by wastedseaman July 17, 2010
A Chicago style blunt smoking game, but with shotties. One person gives everyone in the cypher a shotty. They all hold their breaths except the first person who received the shotty who may now exhale to blow the giver a shotty, then proceed around the circle again, and so on and so forth.
by chomps04 January 22, 2012
Hands down the GREATEST AHL team ever to grace the earth. In their inagural season, '93-'94, they won the Calder Cup. But since then they have yet to do it again. They were affiliated with the Washington Capitals until the '05-'06 season. They are now affiliated with the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.
Past Portland greats: Kevin Kaminski, Byron Dafoe, Sergei Gonchar, Olaf Kolzig, Ken Klee, Andrew Brunette, Martin Brochu, Steve Poapst, Mark Major, Mel Angelstad...many more
Current Portland greats: Jordan Smith, Dustin Penner, Shane O'Brien, Curtis Glencross, Trevor Gillies, Ryan Shannon, Pierre Parenteau, Dieter Kochan, Tim Brent, Ladislav Smid, Geoff Peters, (Corey Perry), (Ryan Getzlaf), (SCOOTER SMITH)...many more
Past Portland greats: Kevin Kaminski, Byron Dafoe, Sergei Gonchar, Olaf Kolzig, Ken Klee, Andrew Brunette, Martin Brochu, Steve Poapst, Mark Major, Mel Angelstad...many more
Current Portland greats: Jordan Smith, Dustin Penner, Shane O'Brien, Curtis Glencross, Trevor Gillies, Ryan Shannon, Pierre Parenteau, Dieter Kochan, Tim Brent, Ladislav Smid, Geoff Peters, (Corey Perry), (Ryan Getzlaf), (SCOOTER SMITH)...many more
The PORTLAND PIRATES eat so much fetus...it's INSANE!
The Portland Pirates destroy the shrimping Manchester Monarchs.
The Portland Pirates destroy the shrimping Manchester Monarchs.
by ThillyBlakey January 9, 2006
Banging a tree hugger doggy style while eating deep fried spotted owl.
Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
by Yuckfou February 12, 2005
by Begnine February 13, 2011
When someone on a bike stops for a car because the car has the right of way, and then the car unnecessarily stops for the bike because the driver is being overly polite and cautious.
Hipster #1: "Dude, I had three Portland Standoffs on my ride back from Hawthorne!"
Hipster #2: "Man, that's so awkward."
Hipster #2: "Man, that's so awkward."
by sketchmeister December 3, 2012
(n) Meth, or cocaine heavily laced with meth.
Cocaine purchased in the Portland, Oregon, metro area has a poor reputation for often being diluted with methamphetamine (partially thanks to the rural meth problem in the eastern area of the state).
Cocaine purchased in the Portland, Oregon, metro area has a poor reputation for often being diluted with methamphetamine (partially thanks to the rural meth problem in the eastern area of the state).
"Wanna do a line or two later, keep the party going after we get back from the house show in Northeast?"
"I don't know, dude, you better have brought that over with you from NY. I don't want any Portland coke."
"I don't know, dude, you better have brought that over with you from NY. I don't want any Portland coke."
by b.d.c. August 6, 2013