Frosting the Nostril

Ejaculating into ones nostril filling it to compasity!

Ted- "Sorry i'm busy Frosting the Nostril."

by Ginja66 March 16, 2011

nostril hair collector

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.

Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.

by I, Wreckerrr January 8, 2017

soft nostril syndrome

When your nostrils are so soft, they feel like a baby horses nostrils.

I must have like, soft nostril syndrome.

by Hope money July 7, 2010

One Nostril Shoot

The act of closing/pinching one nostril in order to blow snot out of the other. Commonly done during camping, sporting events, or any other outdoor activity in which you lack a tissue.

"Hey Mary! Do you have a tissue?"
"Sorry, Keller. Just do the one nostril shoot. I won't tell."

by M. Catherine February 24, 2009

floppy nostril syndrom

When a woman give her man sass and puts his dick up her nose

If you sass me one more time I'll give you floppy nostril syndrome

by The white tictac March 11, 2018

Nostril-damus

A person making a very specific prediction - that something you do (such as telling a joke or performing physical comedy) will make your friend(s) spew beverage from their nostrils from laughing.

Friend: Lifts a beer bottle to his mouth.
You: Rip One.
Friend: Becomes a beer fountain, from the nose.
You: "I knew that would happen. Call me Nostril-damus."

by The Ceps February 4, 2010

like a dragons nostril

The feeling you would get while trying to pass very spicy food the day after eating it

"Here Mick did you enjoy the vindaloo last night?" " yes ,but my asshole was like a dragons nostril this morning"

by spoofaRoof March 31, 2015