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flaccid mash 

The act of having sexual intercourse when an erection cannot be achieved because of excessive alcohol consumption. This can be similar to a "whiskey dick," but the flaccid penis is forced / pried into the vag. There is usually no motion involved because of the flaccidity, therefore the penis usually just sits inside and marinates. The receiver rarely receives any pleasure from the experience, and the penetrator usually gives up or passes out with it inside.
That girl got flaccid mashed last night.

I got laid last night but it was a flaccid mash and I'm pretty sure she received no pleasure from it and will never hear from her again.
flaccid mash by Matt F....... April 11, 2008
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Mashayla 

a bouncy, high energy person who has extreame faith in God.
a great person to hang out with, who you can always count on having a good time with, great personality.
sincere in advice and a good listener.
a veryhard worker.
very girly but likes trucks.
drop-dead gorgeous!
"Aw, dude, that was such a Mashayla scream!"

"Wow, that dude has some great insight. Reminds me of Mashayla!"
Mashayla by awesomeperson14 February 4, 2010
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Mash Punado 

When a man has sex with a women while his genitals are not aroused and forces his limp penis and balls into a woman's vagina.
I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, but she still wanted to have sex, so I just gave her the Mash Punado to shut her up.

mashimaro 

Korean manhwa character with a Japanese name.
Wanted: Mashimaro
Stature: To be short.
Weight: To be weighty.
mashimaro by Sueji May 28, 2004
The superlative of all the good things. Best, cool, great -any positives sums up under one word to resemble the highest level of quality.
"How's the food?"
"Mashkur~~~!!!"

"Check her out, she's Mashkur!"
Mashkur by Astaro May 14, 2009

Button masher

A person who isn't perticularly good at video games, so they just mash random buttons on the controler, hoping that they do something right. A tactic that works best in fighting games.
My friend is such a button masher. I wish he'd play the game right for once.
Button masher by Moo February 6, 2005

Mashhood 

A strong and handsome individual.

Another meaning: evidence, or bare witness of.
Hey, that guy is soo Mashhood
Mashhood by the handsome one July 24, 2011