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Lesson

Something that is learned as long as the person still has a brain after learning the lesson.
They tied the guy to the tracks to teach him a lesson, but it was going to impossible for him to remember what lesson he just learned with no head.

They assassinated her husband to teach him a lesson, but they forgot to leave his brain intact to make the lesson stick when they shot him in the temple, making the lesson both as pointless and useless as a brain with a bullet lodged in it. Had they shot him in the face, he might have learned at least part of the lesson, and got his picture all over rotten.com in the process.
by The Original Agahnim November 29, 2021
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Lesson plan

This is something in a swimming instructor course where you pay to learn how to make but then later find out that it’s absolutely useless. Most instructors get hired and make one each lesson to show off to their superior.. they are called keeners or noobs. They later find out that it is a waste of time. If you are a keener you are not a true pool guard.. you.. are.. a.. Karen
Jimbo: “hey look that dudes got a lesson plan that guy is a total keener”

New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”

Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”
by Cucumbro January 16, 2021
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lessons-lessens

By process of learning less effort is required with experience.
by Hercolena Oliver February 26, 2009
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fiction-general, "Anatomy Lesson"

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by hello_charles November 21, 2021
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lesson 19

Yo Lily, can you send me lesson 19 cuz I need to study some biology for science?
by #30MA3T January 13, 2018
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object lesson

A pretentious and usually insulting or moralizing way for self-absorbed, pseudointellectual people to say "an example to live by."
That douchebag professor just flunked me for plagerizing my paper. He said "Let your failure be an object lesson for your future efforts to decieve."
by g-worder October 26, 2016
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Lessons in Love

A game by Selebus.
Ben: Christian, stop playing Lessons in Love. It is destroying your mental stability, I can't watch you hurt yourself. like this
Christian: The new update is about to come out, I need to play it.
by SetrakusRa2100 November 4, 2023
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