Kewl

1. An extremely bland and narcissistic way to say the word "cool" with all the enthusiasm deflated out of it. In effect, the negation of all those brats in commercials that say, "COOL!" to a pair of sneakers, hot pockets, or quaker oat bars.

2. An inside joke or commentary that can be used directly, yet secretly, to someone truly despised.

3. A descriptive term used to define something that has a decidedly thirteen-year-old, teeny-bopper quality.

1. mommy- "Honey, me and your white trash daddy who beats me up all the time are gonna get together and have another baby."

son- "kewl."

2. "Wow, jackson! You are so kewl!"

3. "OMG, Tiger Beat magazine is so fucking kewl!"

by Mr. ES August 21, 2009

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Kewl

A variation of the world "cool". Orignially, it was built to be synonymous to the word "stupid". It's still in wide use today, but is normally used by n00bs whom are new to the internet.

"i am well kewl u no??" we know.

by Hazr0x August 20, 2006

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so kewl

a kewter, more klever, kewler way of saying 'so cool'

alternative spelling: sokewl

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"do you listen to some new britney spears?!"

-"ja, dat shyt is so kewl!"

by lyl2lyl December 21, 2011

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kewl beans

an expression of extreme awesomeness.
almost unhandleable awesomeness.

"dude i just built a scale model of the dalai lama with toothpaste and a box of fruity pebbles".

"KEWL BEANS!man that totally kewl beans

by Jade S-S October 20, 2007

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Kewl Aid

The act of jizzing into a glass of someones kool aid, when u say u are just guna put ice in it then watching them drink it

jorge- yo essay go put ice in ma kewl aid

you- sure*walks in kitchen and jizzes in drink*

jorge- wwat took u so long?

you- i umm had to freeze the cubes

by Edward - Jansher January 3, 2008

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