five will get you ten

... or you will lose your five! It means the odds are even (double or nothing)

Toss a coin! Five will get you ten!

by archivista January 17, 2018

il think about it and get back to you

no

person 1: wanna get coffee tomorrow at 4
person 2: il think about it and get back to you

by skellington May 12, 2023

Dimes will get you dollars

Glib way of saying "There is a high probability that..." It doesn't make too much sense if you think about the way gambling odds work, but I didn't create it; I just report it.

Dimes will get you dollars that his car will break down before he gets there.

Dimes will get you dollars that she doesn't really want to change jobs.

by Al Benedict June 30, 2021

ill get you funny

whenever youre in a verbal altercation and u wanna fight the person or expose a secret of theirs or call out dumb shit they did, u say this afterward, just to rub it in.

(mad pissy girl who hates herself) - l " i dont know why she act like shes the baddest bitch like baby girl doesnt even know her ex leaked her nudes to his priv but no one cares enough about u to tell u. haha yeah ill get you funny hoe, dont start acting like youve been all that."

by thebaddestflathoe May 25, 2021

get it how you living

Prison slang, typically for when you partake in an act people don’t appreciate or are offended by. Which can range from a number of things, depending on who is upset and what typically tips them over the edge.

Prisoner 1: “bruh I make over $100 on commissary a week I’m loaded”

Prisoner 2: “ay bruh you better stop bragging before you get it how you living”

by Boomboom1233 January 21, 2019

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 5, 2022

tryna get places with you

A guy/girl wants to be more than friends; if you say “where” they will play it off and say best friends

Yo Jennifer, Dylan’s tryna get places with you.

by xxxtentaciton777 January 14, 2018