Foreskin Envy

The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.

(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)

Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 25, 2022

table envy

The feeling of jealousy you get when you are at seated around a table at some social gathering and you notice that the people seated at the other end of the table are having much more fun, talking and laughing loudly.

Yeah the party was good, but during dinner I had massive table envy, as I was stuck talking to Aunty Betty and her husband while all you guys were at the other end getting drunk and having a laugh.

by me_squib April 5, 2009

Mac Envy

A phrase used by Mac fanboys who want to believe all PC users are jealous of their having spent an automobile's worth of income on a computer made for people who are too simple to maintain a PC without it crashing every five minutes. In line with their usual vain sentiments, it's their way of further ascribing false superiority they think they attained upon draining their bank account to purchase an overpriced Macbook, iPad, iPhone and every other Apple device to solidify their sheepish loyalty. A typical logical fallacy, they need to assume others are jealous to justify their purchases and feel better.

All losers with a Windows or Linux PC just have Mac Envy over my awesome Macbook Air and accompanying iPad and iPhone 4. I love spending money to try to show how awesome I am. Now why can't I replace this faulty battery?

by CompSciGrad05 October 23, 2010

iPod Envy

The feeling one experiences when one sees others canoodling and chuckling amiably amongst themselves, or sharing anything warm and intimate, while the person feeling this horrible feeling is trapped, alone and lonely, in the desolate atmosphere spun around them from the little block of hardware in their hand.

Miguel saw the young people laughing and teasing one another on the E train, and felt the suffocating rush of iPod envy. He turned up the volume on his Nano, but it only served to deepen his despair.

by gateskeeper January 24, 2008

Gender Envy

Sometimes shortened to gender, gender envy is used by trans people to describe a way/feeling they'd like to look like/"take the gender of".

Ex: That man is giving me gender envy, I want to look like him. This photo is very gender.

by Lobster Prince April 24, 2022

gender envy

when you want to be han jisung from stray kids and present the gender you identify as the way he does so bad that it gets frustrating

note : gender envy is a trans/nonbinary exclusive term if you're cis you DO NOT experience gender envy you're just jealous

the amount of gender envy i have for han jisung is insanely crippling that i feel like i don't want to have a gender anymore i just want to sit there and look like him

by hanisteem February 28, 2021

art envy

when you are so crap at art that you think everybody else's artwork is bullshit

"James could not appreciate the Mona Lisa because he was overcome with art envy. Earlier on that day he had painted a face that resembled pubic but hair. He was very angry. So angry that he savaged a wild pig on his way home."

Bert: "Hey what do you think of my painting? I spent the last three weeks on it not stop, it was a pretty big job. I put a lot of time and effort into this..."
James: "-It's shit."

by Pseudowarrior May 25, 2011