Blazer Band

A musical group, usually from the early 2000’s, that begins to experience a degree of success in which they feel obligated to create a facade of professionalism by wearing blazers over semi casual attire in press photos and during performances.

Dude #1: Yo, I saw Spoon at the Windjammer last night.

Dude #2: Sick. How was it?
Dude #1: It was alright. But I feel like it’s been ten years and they’re still just blazer band, try hard status though.

Dude #2: Weak.

by Hipsterstew October 17, 2021

Blazer

1. A terrible SUV made by general motors.
2. A shit that really hurts your ass afterwords.

1.Sorry Tom, I cant make it to work my blazer broke down.
2. Ted: Hey Jeremy, why you walking so funny?

Jeremy: Because I took a blazer a little while ago, my ass is killing me!!

by CarShitz August 4, 2012

Blazering

The act of rubbing someone's nose in a mistake that they stupidly made. Recipients of a Blazering become Blazer'd

Bro made a boo boo and got a wicked Blazering.

by Wicked Wisp Wizard April 13, 2023

The Blazer

When a girl drives your car around while she is topless and you suck on her titties

I heard Ben and some girl did The Blazer in his trailblazer for 20 minutes the other day

by Disgunnabegood July 7, 2016

Portland Trail Blazers

The Portland Trail Blazers (commonly referred to as the Blazers) are a professional basketball team based in Portland, Oregon. They compete in the northwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1970. The team won the NBA championship back in 1977. The team plays their home games at Moda Center. Notable players on the team include Anfernee Simons, Shaedon Sharp, Toumani Camara, Deni Avdija, and Donovan Clingan. The team is coached by Mr. Big Shot himself, Chauncey Billups. Even though the team hasn't been good in recent years, they are still a well-supported franchise. Which is saying a lot since they don't play in a big market.

I can't believe it took this long for the Portland Trail Blazers to get their own definition on urban dictionary.

by Ziggmanster June 4, 2025

Blazer

a good roblox youtuber

Yo wassup guys its Blazer welcome back to another video.

by Mincraf lets play March 10, 2022

bobby blazer

A ginger rapper from inner city Dover who is the hardest OG in the entire world

Bobby blazer just shot my dad

by Dylan Nelson December 23, 2015